15 Effects Good D*CK has on a Woman

After Having A Convo With A Chick I Used To Deal With I Decided To Write This Considering She Said That's The Only Reason She Still Talks To Me... Below are 15 Ways A Female Shows The Dick Is Bomb... Pay Attention...Lol

1. Make Her Take Off Work or Play Hooky from School

Last night was epic; it’s just you and him at the crack of day and you want that pussy tapped just the way it was the night before.

2. She Makes A Bomb Sandwich

He just laid it down, like a floor plan. Now you have a burst of energy or you’re tired as hell, but you just gotta give that nigga a prize for tearing that pussy up lika speeding ticket.

   

3. Become a Booty Call

You don’t answer your phone for men after 11pm, but he got that Good Good. He called you at 1:47am and you returned his call by 1:49am- with your sexy voice “hey, what’s up?”

4. Ignore Your Friends

You spent the night over his house and you knew you made plans with your friends the day before. In your head you saying “them bitches can wait!”

5. Consider Buying Him Something When You Shop

You grocery shopping for two. You trying to fill your fridge up with all the shit that n!gga said he liked and he ain’t even your man.

6. Let Him Drive Your Car

You don’t mind, you just tell him where the keys at or tell him to drop you off at work and give him head on the way there.

7. Want to Iron His Clothes

He getting ready for work and you ironing this n!gga clothes, while he in the shower.

8. Clean His Crib

You ain’t used a damn cup, dish, or fork in his house, but you cleaning that bitch from top to bottom.

9. Never Look Back At an Ex

Yo ex don’t even get the break-up preliminary coochie no more. You treat that nigga like one of the girls.

10. Consider Having His Baby

You don’t even want kids, but you thinking about what you alls would look like if ya’ll had a baby. Ya’ll have protected sex, but you want him to nut in you so bad.

11. Let Him Video Tape You

You’ve become his little sex star, sucking his dick like a .75 big stick sicle on camera. You make sexy eye contact with his camera phone, while riding his d!ck. The dick is so good you forgot all about the red light that meant “record’.

12. Give His Dick a Nickname

His dick met your pussy, your pussy gave him a name like any other thing that kicks around your womb.

13. You So Stingy

You aren’t even in a relationship, but you don’t won’t him to share that dick.

14. You single, You Not in a Relationship, But You Taken

One he put light up in that coochie, you’ve had tunnel vision. You may not notice it, but you ain’t checking for no other dudes.

15. You Trying New Thangs

Two weeks ago while sitting down with your friends you said, “Hell naw, I would never…” Now, you’ve done it all; anal, facial, let him pull the weave, sleepover, deepthroat, tossed his salad, loaned him money, etc.

BONUS*** 16. You Paranoid

That nigga dick so good, you keep that nigga a secret. Yo ass scared yo homegurls gone hit him up. What you say “I don’t trust them b!tches, they don’t need to know”.