15 things Good P*ssy makes a man do

So since I put the ladies on blast... I definitely had to do the one for the ladies, because we all know good good def has some of us dudes doing some extra shit sometimes.

1. Have You Sending “I Left the Door Open for You” Texts

Every once and awhile your lady friend likes to hit the club with her girls. After a few drinks, numerous arm grabs, and ass shaking she gets out the club horny as fuck. Who better to relinquish that pussy on other than you? But you couldn’t possibly stay up to 4am just waiting. We go to sleep so we don’t get tortured waiting on that wet after-the-club pussy.  So you got to “leave the door open”. No matter how dangerous your neighborhood is a guy will always leave his door open for some bomb pussy. I don’t care if he lived in the worst project housing, he’s going to leave it open.

2. Sleeping However to Make Sure She’s Comfortable

She could be laying on your arm, yo sh*t fell asleep hours ago, but you know what? You not gone move a fucking muscle that pussy so good, you don’t care how you sleep. She could take all the cover and all the pillows and you gone make that sh!t work. You don’t wanna wake her up, after she did such a great job. Man fuck comfort!

3. You Can Go a Few Extra Rounds

Some women don’t think dick gets sore. But if you’ve been slanging that dick since 12am to 2am and three fat nuts later yo dick is done for. Sometimes you don’t even want to touch it afterwards. However, when the pussy is good, you disregard all the signs of chilling out. No worries though, you’ll suffer in the morning.

4. Have You Getting the Haircut She Likes Most on You

You’ve been getting the Ceasar since Junior High. One day you switched it up and copped a bald fade. She dug it, she was rubbing yo head all seductively before ya’ll started knocking boots. Now ever since she said something you’ve been copping the fade. That’s what good p*ssy will do to you, have you changing habits and sh!t.

5. Telling Yo Boys You Staying In

All the guys know what’s going down when you stop hitting the streets and the club up like you use to. Every time they hit you, you say “Naw bruh, I think Imma chill with shorty tonite. I’mma get up with ya’ll later.” Soon as ya boys get off the phone they’re like “this n!gga” and clown you for a good 5 mins. Funny thing is though, you give zero fucks.

6. Having looking for new ways to make her cum

A woman with good pussy will have you wanting to step your dick game up. You surfing the web, looking at Kama Sutra, and even going back to your p0rn stash for sex move references. Good pussy will have you buck naked in the bed waiting on yo girl ready to do a new move, she can’t tell if you trying to fuck or wrestle.

7. Make You Sing to Her(You Cant Even Sing)

After bussing a miraculous nut even the most hardened criminal become a lil goofy. Both of ya’ll will be booty naked running around the crib playing tag or singing and shit. Some good snappa will have a man acting like a child again.

8. Make You Consider Being Her Boyfriend

That wet wet will have you wanting to lock that down and make it official. You thought about it, because you’re not trying to have another guy double-dipping in that. You be alone contemplating being a committed man in shit in your dim ass living room.

9. Have You in the Gym

Last time you looked in the mirror you noticed that six-pack wasn’t sitting like it use to. Shorty will have you getting on that treadmill and benching your life away so you have to hear about Idris every damn day. Instead of eating Doritos you eating granola bars now, trying to get fit just for the bedroom.

10. Have You Tivo’ing Her Favorite Shows for When She Comes Over

When men want to keep something in their life they become all considerate and shit. Tivo’ing Love and Hip Hop, Scandal, and Single Ladies is a grown man move. You trying to get in there good and keep that cat stroked & tamed; I peep you playboy.

11. Have You Agreeing with Her When You Know She’s Wrong

Man you’re not trying to do anything that may jeopardize you getting some tonight. If she thinks Usher is better performer than Michael Jackson, you go with that. If she thinks Lil Scrappy will always be a better lyricist than Nas, you go with that. If she says Jordan could never guard Lebron, you roll with it. No matter what you’re slam-dunking tonight.

12. Have You Cooking(You Only Got 1 Go-To Dish Though)

What did you cook? Most likely it was chicken breasts and broccoli maybe it was asparagus(Rachel Ray style). Every man has one go-to dish that they have perfected and please believe me they will use that shit when the time comes.

13. Make You Wanna Have Phone Sex

Man, you were too grown for phone sex about ten years ago. But when you hear her voice and she talking all nasty, you gotta whip your dick out. She’s either out of town or maybe you are, but you gone bus a nut regardless. She knows how to keep a man entertained even when she’s not physically there, sh!t she might be a keeper.

14. Spend His Last on Some Rubbers

You could have $13.78 in your account, but  if she hits you up you gone cop that $8 pack of Bareskins condoms and buy some MckieD’s for dinner that night. I know how the game goes. She’s probably got food at her house anyway, right. It’s not everyday that you get to bounce in some wet springy pussy. Fuck it, we just gone have to starve tonight.

15. Pulling Out Every 2 Minutes

Good pussy will have you pulling out, giving yourself pep talks, and stroking superslow just so you can hang. You know its good when you put your dick in and out of the stash like it tickles. How about when the pussy is so good you can’t look down at it, because if you do it’s a wrap.